Once she unbolted the wreck of the Titanic that was her marriage to K-Fed from her ankle, I thought maybe Britney Spears would go into turnaround, maybe get back to where she was two years ago, before she threw her life in the toilet.
And then she shaved her head.
This just has no upside. As Keith Oberman so aptly put it, I see this ending with a meth lab explosion. Really, the best thing to do would be for her to put a gun to her head and pull the trigger. And maybe Lindsay Lohan could get hit with a ricochet or something. The world would be a better place by half.
Monday, February 19, 2007
What The Fuck?
Posted by E at 2:46 pm
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To paraphrase ESPN's Bill Simmons: Congratulations to Justin Timberlake for selling that stock at its highest possible value. N
Britney is the Michael Jackson to Christina's Prince...think about it.
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