Hit The Road, You Motherfucker

Just days after getting knocked out of the NCAA tournament on a lucky shot, Tom Crean gave Marquette another punch in the mouth, and told them he was going to take the vacant Indiana coaching job.

Indiana's program has recently been decimated by their head coach being fired over recruiting fraud, players leaving for the draft and others getting kicked off the team. This is what Crean left Marquette for.

He leaves a team with all but one of their starters expected to return. He leaves a school that was paying him one of the highest salaries in college basketball, and was willing to give him literally anything he wanted. Leaves all this to coach at "magical" Indiana.

Fuck Indiana. I hope their starters do go to the draft. I hope the players that got kicked off the team stay off the team. I hope Indiana goes 0-34.

Yes, and fuck you too, Tom Crean. Have fun coaching in the Big 10 with your weak-ass program. I'm sure Marquette fans will revel Wisconsin handing your ass to you twice a year for the rest of your miserable career. So, fuck him.

Now begins the rebuilding, chiefly, finding a new coach. There's a lot of talk about Tony Bennett, son of legendary Wisconsin coach Dick Bennett and current coach at Washington State. He's a hell of a coach, and has ties to the state (he's from here). If he was the coach, maybe he could teach the guys how to shoot three-pointers (because they suck at it), as he could sure shoot the shit out of the ball when he played.

But, that probably won't happen. We'll see, but I'm not holding my breath. All's I know is that as long as Tom Crean fucks himself and the horse he rode in on, I'll be happy.