Early news reports are coming out that Girls Gone Wild idiot Joe Francis was involved in an altercation this morning in which he allegedly punched out 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole. He also got into a scuffle with Nicole's boyfriend, celebrity-wannabe douchebag Brody Jenner.
Seeing as Francis is constantly in trouble, you would think that assault and battery would finally lead to some hard time for him. But this happened in L.A., so the worst punishment he'll get for beating up a woman is about 17 minutes of community service. It's a shame this didn't happen in Las Vegas, where Francis is currently facing tax evasion charges. They'd take him out front of the Bellagio and drown him in the fountain.
Seeing as they managed to put O.J. away, getting rid of a punk like Francis would be a cakewalk.
Oh, and in late-breaking celebrity news, DJ AM, who survived a plane crash almost a year ago, was found dead in his apartment from an apparent drug overdose.
Guy walks away, mostly intact, from a fucking plane crash, and he hasn't got sense enough to reprioritize his life and get off the smack. This is like celebrating winning the lottery by laying down in front of an oncoming train.
I'm willing to bet some of the dead victims of that crash wish they still had lives to throw away.
Friday, August 28, 2009
I Can Think Of Better Punching Bags Than This
Posted by E at 10:08 am
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"Guy walks away, mostly intact, from a fucking plane crash, and he hasn't got sense enough to reprioritize his life and get off the smack."
Joe Francis is like Edward Kennedy...minus the famous brothers.
I suspect you meant DJ AM, but I get you.
And don't even get me started on Ted Kennedy. "Most important Kennedy"? The only difference between him and Michael Skakel is that Ted had a better lawyer.
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