The other day, for no reason, one of the voices in my head screamed out one of the funniest lines from The 40 Year Old Virgin: "Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?"
While not everyone (or no one, probably) finds that funny, I thought it was hilarious, because, as a child, I, too, owned the Oscar Goldman action figure. And he was awesome. Sure, he was pretty much just a Ken doll with a receding hairline, and was dressed like a complete tool (a green turtleneck? What the fuck?), but the exploding briefcase he came with was pretty sweet. Waaaay better than anything Steve Austin came with.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
The 5 Year Old Virgin
Posted by E at 3:57 am
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I also had Steve Austin, who not only had the power arm and the eye that you could actually look through, but also had interchangeable arms and legs.
I wish I had detachable limbs.
And yes, that is a picture of me after a failed assassination attempt. I was very depressed.
I tried, but Estelle Getty rebuffed my advances. Golden Girl, my ass.
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