It Was Only A Matter Of Time

In regards to Lindsay Lohan, I think there's always been a definite set of inevitabilities for her: that (a) we would see her naked, or (b) we would see her dead. Luckily for us, (a) happened before (b) (which is great, since I'm not that into dead chicks).

For no reason, other than her career being over, Lindsay has decided to appear in various, mostly naked, states of undress in New York magazine, in a recreation of Marilyn Monroe's final photoshoot. (Maybe there's some foreshadowing here; maybe option (b) is closer than we think.)

I don't understand why they'd pick Lindsay for this, as she really doesn't look anything like Marilyn, and Marilyn was pretty and Lindsay is...not, but, hey: Lindsay Lohan naked.

So, you might as well get it over with, and head over to New York magazine and check it out.

Now that we've got Lindsay's tits out of the way, maybe we can get on with writing her out of the cultural lexicon, so we can see how this Britney Spears thing plays out.

I'm hoping for the worst.