LeBron Single-Handedly Destroys Bucks, And I'm The Only Family Member Not To See It

As everyone in the Free World has probably already seen or heard, LeBron James went absolutely mental on the Milwaukee Bucks last night, dropping 55 points, including a three-minute stretch were he scored 16 straight points. He had 25 points in the third quarter alone, and made a career-high eight three-pointers. It was one point under his career high, a number he would have topped had he not missed a pair of free throws.

Now, the fact that I didn't get to see this incredible performance would not usually be a big deal, as I've missed a lot of incredible performances. I did see Reggie Miller score eight points in nine seconds in the "Choke Game" against the Knicks, but I've missed a lot more than I've seen.

But this one burns because The Girl got to see it. And not just on TV, but actually at the game. Sitting four rows off the floor. Probably the only person in the stadium cheering as LeBron tore the Bucks a new ass with three after three.

How's that for a poke in the eye?