Sunday, April 30, 2006

Those Were The Days

Remember Britney Spears? Not the Britney Spears that appears weekly on the cover of Us and Star. No, I'm talking about the Britney Spears that was the masturbatory fantasy of every man alive, pretty much.

How do you fall so far so quickly? How do you go from being any international superstar millionaire to someone who shits out two kids in the same fiscal year? From dating a handsome popstar to marrying two complete losers in the same year? From hot to, well, not?

I only bring this up because Brit is back in the news again for allegedly being pregnant again. Ya know, when your career is about five seconds from being deader than the Kennedys, the first thing you should do is the exact same thing that killed your career in the first place: procreate or have anything to do with that mongoloid, wigger-wannabe husband of hers (who is on his fourth kid in as many years).

Dump K-Fed and his "awesome" rap career, and get yours back on track. You bring more joy to people as "Britney" than as "Mrs. Federline." I don't see how anyone could enjoy that.

2 comments:

Jesus Melendez said...

I'll admit it...I thought Britney was FAR superior to Aguilera.

I lose.

Xtina has Britney and Jessica Simpson beat HANDS DOWN in the hottie department any more. Mandy Moore...that's a different story.

Catch you on the flizzle, my nizzle!

E said...

I'll agree as well. But then Xtina turned into some kind of superwhore. Awesome!