Just thought I'd mention the 18th birthday of Hayden Panetierre, who plays the indestructible cheerleader on Heroes. It is now officially okay for middle-aged men to ogle her without being pedophiles.
I believe this also begins the T-minus three years until she Lindsays herself into a complete burnout. This includes years of non-stop partying and drug use, making friends with scumbag debutantes, around-the-clock tabloid coverage, numerous public meltdowns, multiple stays in rehab, and the inevitable Playboy spread when she hits 35.
Congrats on making it to adulthood, kiddo. It's all downhill from here.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Jailbait No More
Posted by E at 7:47 am
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I have to laugh at your VERY ACCURATE prediction of the downward spiral of the bikini model Hayden. She's hot..... as most girls are at 18...... and also just as oblivious to the short, short lifespan of a woman in this world. Without their youthful sexual ability, women enter their mid 30's dependent upon personality alone. AND that is where they usually fail. Because 90% of women manipulate men with their physical appearance & can't function well once the hormone hypnotism of men wears off. This explains why men in their later half of life are extremely cautious, and even prefer the conversation of other men over women.... because they have learned.... a woman's body is pretty much all shes got.... and she uses it to manipulate the best deal in life for herself. There usually isn't any value in their personalities..... because they haven't got one other than the one they perfected to leech off of men.
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