Cardinals Advance To Least-Watched Super Bowl Ever

By some strange twist of fate, the Arizona Cardinals, one of the lowliest franchises in the history of football, will be playing the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl 43.

I'm not sure of the terms of the contract that Kurt Warner signed with Satan, but I would have thought that winning two MVPs and a Super Bowl with the Rams would have been enough to make God cry, but apparently I'm wrong.

And I'm not sure what the television-viewing fanbase of the Pittsburgh Steelers is, but I can't see it being enough to keep this from being the least-watched Super Bowl ever, 'cause you know there aren't any Cardinals' fans, and why would anyone else watch this (other than for the commercials)?

We'll see if I'm proved wrong in two weeks.