I'm Completely Disgusted

Even though it's impossible to tell from this terrible picture (thanks, Us Weekly!), this is Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher making out. I think looking at this picture too long would cause erectile dysfunction in men, because, seriously, if you're a guy, can you see making out with THAT? (It's slightly less sickening than making out with Nicolette Sheridan, but not by much.) And I don't know many women who prefer gay men to straight ones, but I'm not into guys at all, so what do I know.

If this is a new couple, it's totally confusing. Who's the man? Who's the woman? The only pairing with more gender confusion would be Elijah Wood and Chyna (and that would cause the Apocalypse, I think). Hopefully, this is just a publicity shot for some new romantic comedy they're making, because a female mummy and a gay guy making out for real is just beyond the realm of believability.