Zooey Deschanel Is A Man, Baby!

During a rather random search on the web, I came across the above picture of Zooey Deschanel from last month's issue of Vanity Fair. Zooey is probably best known for her role as the sister in Almost Famous. (If her name sounds familiar, you're probably thinking of Emily, her older sister, who plays "Bones" on the show of the same name.) And yet, there she is in the "Hollywood" issue of Vanity Fair, which highlights all of the currently hot stars.

And while no picture could possibly highlight her non-existent career, it can highlight this incredible fact: that Zooey Daschanel is actually Nick Stahl, the MAN who played That Yellow Bastard in Sin City. Don't believe me? Go ahead and click on her picture for a closer look, and then take a look at this picture of Nick:



Yeah, they're pretty much the same person. And you probably thought she was hot.